Crap Mariner


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38 years old
Houston
Texas
United States

Interests / Hobbies:Bread machine baking, Cats, Writing
Favorite Movies:Fight Club, Memento
Favorite Music:Rick Springfield, Tom Waits, Warren Zevon
Favorite Books:Alice in Wonderland, Fight Club
Favorite TV Shows:Dead Zone, Monk, Robot Chicken, The Amazing Screw-On Head
Favorite Foods:Parmesan-covered popcorn
Favorite Drinks:Guinness, Hibiscus and Mint Iced Tea
Favorite Sports:Houston Astros
Favorite Places:Whidbey Island
Favorite Celebrities:Dom DeLuise, I've run dead pools in the past out of utter contempt for the fame-addicted., James Woods, Marvin Zindler, Tom Waits, Weird Al Yankovic... but then
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Hair color:Black
Eye color:Dark brown
Body type:Few extra pounds
Orientation:Straight
Marital status:Married
Children:Don't want any
Occupation:Computers/IT
Religion:Jewish
Income:Not enough

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Crap Mariner's First Life

Laurence Simon is a 30-something technical support drone for the webhosting division of a local ISP. He lives in Houston, TX with his wife and cat (there used to be four, but three are dead - and I’m talking about cats here, not wives).

In the urban paradise they call home, he gardens, grills, bakes excellent bread in his bread machine, and slowly dips further into insanity.

His compulsive, almost vicious nitpickiness and pettiness about matters trivial and massive fill his weblog for the delight and angst of all.

If you want to hear what he sounds like, why not check his daily podcast for some amusing 100-word stories. Every week, the Weekly Challenge brings in other writers to come up with their own stories based on a topic of his choosing.

He’s also on KPRC Radio in Houston as a in-studio stalker/sidekick/trained monkey to the High Tech Texan most Saturdays from 11 to 2 Houston Time.

Oh, and he’s so full of crap, his eyes are brown.


Crap Mariner's Second Life

Crap Mariner is your run-of-the-mill cigar-chomping wind-up midget butler in a Tuxedo who lives in a gigantic matzoh clocktower in the middle of Edloe island.

His “sister” Cee is a disturbingly tall wafer-thin scythe-wielding maniac in a white suit and matzoh-ribboned hat. She’s got a few loose gears, if you know what I mean.

Edloe and Nowhereville islands are co-operative/co-ownership projects meant to empower each resident with the maximum amount of access to allow collaboration, control, and creativity across each sim. Does it work? Um… er… sorta.

He can be found wandering from music venue to music venue, enjoying the best of what SL Music has to offer.

Crap Mariner's Contacts (52)

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Lunette Fouroux Lunette Fouroux
New York
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Banana Stein Banana Stein
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Recent Blog Entries

Podcast/Podcaster Directory Dec 12, 2007
Picking up the pieces... Nov 27, 2007
The Infamous Green Dress Nov 26, 2007
Whither Windlight? Nov 15, 2007
Year 2 Nov 6, 2007

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5 Responses to “Crap Mariner's Second Life Profile

  1. Chel Pixie says:

    You know that sword looks like it might hurt. Or something.

  2. Josh Viking says:

    your name is so descriptive of my sl experiences, i just have to add you as a contact, sorry:(

  3. MelissaAnn Majestic says:

    Hey there, just stopping by to say thanks for reply to my blog about “free accounts”. I had heard about this new plan for the overwhelming masses. Stay Shiny!!

  4. JVonD Television says:

    Hey Crap! Great grub, ogh thats your house. hehe

  5. Bluesmoke Hextall says:

    The time here is Israel is now a few minutes before the after, and you’re listening to the sound of a drop of water, falling into a large brick.

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